TDL Part: ANTM
Yeah, so, I watch America’s Next Top Model. That’s right. I’m defending myself. It’s a horrid horrid horridable horrible dr. horrible show. It is. And it’s just gone downhill for many season’s now. And this season!? I don’t even know WHAT THE FRACK is going on. It’s some crazy shit, that’s for sure. I watched one episode so far and Tyra was dressed up as a super hero and kept saying “SMIZE” and Fortress of Fierceness and then she made the girls put on spandex outfits that turned this into a national geographic documentary on camel toe.
I was so confused, but tears were coming out of my eyes I was laughing so hard.
But, that’s neither here nor there puppies.
I’m choosing a former ANTM contestant to grace my-to-do-list. There have been many hot contestants, but not very many hot AND interesting AND intelligent ones. Not very many at all.
So, she wins in that category–and she’s gay. Cha-ching.
I present to you: Kim Stolz
She was clearly one of the best of the ANTM alumni, ever. I have no idea what she’s doing now, but apparently she gayed down and worked as an MTV vj. Sad.